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The Tinkle Toosh 3000
$149.99 $1,499.99
You save $1,350.00 and also your dignity, probably.
Fizz level- 🚚 Free shipping to anywhere bums exist
- 🫧 Includes 30 Classic FizzPods (about a month, or a weekend if you're enthusiastic)
- ↩️ 100-day "it was too bubbly" guarantee
- 🧘 Clinically shown to make you say "ooh"
Tech specs
For the engineers. And the bums who love them.
| Carbonation | Up to 4.2 volumes CO₂. Roughly one fancy Italian mineral water. |
|---|---|
| Nozzle | MicroPop™ self-cleaning, self-respecting, adjustable angle |
| Bubble size | Champagne-grade (fine) to Soda-Fountain-grade (bold) |
| Fits | Round and elongated toilets. Not compatible with outhouses, bushes, or airplanes. |
| Power | None. Runs entirely on water pressure and optimism. |
| In the box | Tinkle Toosh 3000, CO₂ canister, 30 FizzPods, one tiny commemorative towel |
| Sound | A gentle "tssssss," followed by your own sigh of contentment |